1. sashayed:

    sashayed:

    everyone has that one text post that you suddenly remember and weirdly bark-laugh in the shower

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    (via textpost-blog)

     

  2. queerahim-bitch:

    trainerdelaney:

    happysellout96:

    jean-luc-gohard:

    I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

    *Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater

    How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?

    She’s doin’ fine

    (via cuntsman-sniper)

     

  3. laughparty:

    laughparty:

    i wish yahoo didn’t buy tumblr they just messed everything up tbh

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    OH MY GOD

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  5. teachytv:

    10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

    reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser

    (via team-mustang)

     
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  7. ryannxp:

    markerdemon:

    skinny-depression:

    fucking powerful. and unfortunately true

    Tall people are assholes.

    Tall people are assholes.

    (Source: ancien-t, via cuntsman-sniper)

    Tagged #Jess
     

  8. thiswontbebigondignity:

    riddlemetom:

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    12 years later and we’re still having this issue

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    (via tlpursuit)

     
  9. buffysummersofficial:

    tidiness:

    after reblogging this i opened up a card my great aunt gave me it has money in it

    After I reblogged this I farted out $5 in 50 cent pieces

    (Source: scarybilbo, via cas-the-cutie)

     

  10. caelaria said: you should make a masterpost of all your cute selfies :^)

    sixpenceee:

    sixpenceee:

    Aw ok :)

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    first of all, how dare you

     
  11. (Source: phrux, via best-of-tumblr)

     
  12. peacelovehappinessandwriting:

    jamesfactscalvin:

    mrshudsonstolemytardis:

    Prince Harry and John Barrowman both do a mutual high five/ass slap combo omg

    Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass so hard that the guy actually had to rub himself a little while John waves his hand

    Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass 

    (via collapsingnebulae)

     

  13. nyxweaver:

    grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

    nyxweaver:

    sarkhan-volkswagen:

    nyxweaver:

    abzan-houses:

    nyxweaver:

    y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

    Two

    Thousand

    men

    ate

    their

    dicks.

    well playtime is over you’re all grounded

    (via cuntsman-sniper)

     

  14. poppypicklesticks:

    zacwells:

    Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

    I would say all of them are pretty useless asides from Velma 

    (Source: felfs, via cuntsman-sniper)

     

  15. nudityandnerdery:

    divawithanunspoiledagenda:

    plumbones:

    destiny919:

    greenhoused:

    which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

    tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

    It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

    WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

    Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.

    (via cuntsman-sniper)