1. {x}

    (via officialroyai)

    Tagged #OTP #:')
     
  2. aperturemurder:

    I can show you the world.

    I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT

    (Source: liveleak.com, via umeko-sherlolly)

     

  3. elrizabeth:

    looking for an ambitious man that has life goals and is useless without me, he also may or may not have black hair be 5’7 and look really sexy with his hair slicked back.

    (via team-mustang)

     
  4. elrizabeth:

    ajxklein:

    deedledumbs:

    elinious:

    thedoctorsonicedyouand:

    darksideofthemoon007:

    gottawork-out:

    mustangheart:

    beerinabox:

    spacereblogsthings:

    diablosita:

    The Best Birth Control In The World Is For Men by Jon Clinkenbeard

    If I were going to describe the perfect contraceptive, it would go something like this: no babies, no latex, no daily pill to remember, no hormones to interfere with mood or sex drive, no negative health effects whatsoever, and 100 percent effectiveness. The funny thing is, something like that currently exists.

    The procedure called RISUG in India (reversible inhibition of sperm under guidance) takes about 15 minutes with a doctor, is effective after about three days, and lasts for 10 or more years…

    Oh, and when you do decide you want those babies, it only takes one other injection of water and baking soda to flush out the gel, and within two to three months, you’ve got all your healthy sperm again.

    The trouble is, most people don’t even know this exists. And if men only need one super-cheap shot every 10 years or more, that’s not something that gets big pharmaceutical companies all fired up, because they’ll make zero money on it (even if it might have the side benefit of, you know, destroying HIV).

    signal boost 

    DUDE

    dude

    dude

    DUDE

    can this replace the normal contraception methods we have pls

    I’m just going to keep reblogging this until people start paying attention, because people aren’t.

    me, too.

    People still think I’m crazy when I tell them about this.

    but… there are still std’s which ya need condoms for. e. e?

    (Source: godlessheathenhippie)

     

  5. catskid100:

    From now on Im going to speak like an anime protagonist giving an inspirational speech, because….. *clenches fist* because there are people who believe in me! People who are constantly giving me strength! And even if they’re not with me right now…. *faint smile at the ground*…. They’re always sending  me their wishes a-and I want to be able to give them courage too!!!!

    (via officialroyai)

     

  6. roymaes:

    selim bradley comes out as homosexual

    gay pride

    (via elrizabeth)

     

  7. orange-plum:

    bravenheart:

    princess3hunna:

    immigra:

    Why are the ‘world wars’ called the ‘world’ wars when it was only a bunch a white countries beefing over who gets to control and fuck up the world the most? Why does everything white suddenly become the world?

    ah yes 

    the world wars were white

    remember the white countries japan, china, egypt, libya, morocco, iraq, brazil, the phillipines, thailand, vietnam, burma and ethiopia in the world wars

    so white

    study study study

    image

    (via cuntsman-sniper)

     

  8. elijahkrantz:

    I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit

    (via textpost-blog)

    Tagged #text post
     

  9. Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

    whyiseveryonefalling:

    scotchcarousel:

    the-funkiest-penguin:

    friendly-pedophile:

    bellamyyoung:

    yourgayfriend:

    emisummerful:

    image

    You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

    image

    OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

    I did both…image

    i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

    You kinky son of a bitch.

    I used to step on mine until they exploded.

    image

    (Source: manda, via cas-the-cutie)

     
  10. penguintim:

    Phew, for a moment there I thought he was actually going to provide a satisfying answer to one of his plot holes.

    (via who-lligan)

     
  11. burningupasun:

    Doomsday from the Doctor’s Perspective | "But we’ve never seen this from the doctor’s perspective. Assuming communication both ways looked pretty similar, it’s safe to assume that there was a similarly holographic image of rose in the TARDIS, which disappeared too. But it would’ve been different for him, because he would’ve seen her hair whipping across her face, but not felt any wind. And he would’ve seen holographic tears rolling down her holographic face and known that he couldn’t wipe them away." (Source)

    (via jayie-the-hufflepuff)

     

  12. iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

    burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14

    (via tinylabyrinth)

     

  13. safety-in-recovery:

    I constantly go between being extremely anxious about all the things I have to do and literally not giving a shit. There is no in between, and it’s so exhausting and frustrating.

    (via tinylabyrinth)

     

  14. 124:

    rock fan: rap sucks, they don’t talk about anything that matters
    the beatles: I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob

    (via dramionethough)

    Tagged #text post
     

  15. demonshower:

    demonshower:

    Nothing is quite as relaxing as a good game of Skyrim

    My horse is on fire

    (Source: trickygod, via dramionethough)

    Tagged #text post